| 0-5 | This is insufferable! You must add to the improvement of your mind by extensive studying of the uniformally charming Pride and Prejudice box set. I am quite put out! |
| 6-10 | You are tolerable, I suppose. But not handsome enough in wit and intelligence to tempt me. Do not imagine me ignorant of your condition. I'm afraid I have been long desiring your absence. |
| 11-15 | I will never understand why you go through the world unaware and ungrateful of Pride and Prejudice and everything in it. If you would rather watch something else, I would by no means suspend any pleasure of yours. |
| 16-18 | I may say that your disclosure had quite the opposite effect to the one you intended. It taught me to hope as I had scarcely ever allowed myself to hope before. You are well on your way to being accomplished! |
| 19-20 | You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you. |